Funny programming quotes

• Code so clean you can eat off it.
• If we can't fix it, it isn't broken.
• Never test for a bug you don't know how to fix.
• I think therefore I create bugs.
• Debug is human, de-fix divine.
• There's a bug born every minute, and two to replace him.
• The Bugs of Wrath
• There are 2 ways to write bug-free code; only the 3rd way works.
• Final message received from the Titanic: Fatal crash due to icebug.
• Bugs Bunny was an optimist.
• One small bug for man, one great program for mankind.
• The bug is mightier than the fix.
• Man does not live by bug fixes alone.
• For every bug fixed, there is a bigger bug not yet discovered.
• The bug stops here.
• I have just begun to debug.
• Bugs bugs everywhere, and not a fix in sight.
• A feature is a bug with seniority.
• Human knowledge belongs to the world.
• Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
• Debuggers have been made by bug-creators.